when they finally come to destroy the earth they'll have to go through you first

punnotintended @ 2009-01-21T19:36:00

2009-01-22T04:43:59Z

Talk about procrastination to the extreme. I'm behind on that sugar request, currently ignoring the beer one, and now I have to make someone cry?

I'm declaring movie night, guys. There's enough horribad movies out there to bring even the most hardened movie viewer to tears. If Gigli doesn't make you cry, then I have no idea what will.

audio;

2009-01-12T03:16:28Z

... ow, stupid rock.

Geez, here again? I was really looking forward to having some kind of afterparty with the XBox, but I guess this works too. Kinda.

Guys? Please tell me you're here, because chainsawing a random thirteen year old instead of Eli over Live is no fun.

punnotintended @ 2008-12-04T19:59:00

2008-12-05T02:00:13Z

Hey there, Santa. I know I don't technically celebrate Christmas, but a little voice in the back of my head's telling me to write up a list... so you know. I am.

Writing a letter, not celebrating Christmas. Not that I'm banning Christmas from the apartment or anything; that would be pretty Grinch-y of me. Just saying.

Anyways. I'd like to see to my ~~mom~~ parents just to make sure they're alright, and (why not?) a red mini pony.

The last one's a joke, and I thought it was a good one until I realized everyone else asked for a pony too. But if a red mini pony really does appear on Christmas day, I guess Tommy would like it.

ooc: Will pick up threads tomorrow!

punnotintended @ 2008-11-09T17:19:00

2008-11-09T23:35:17Z

I can't be the only person who's felt it lately. It's like there's a heavy cloud of something hanging over the City. Sometimes it feels like there's a vice gripping my heart, and other times it just feels like a really bad headache. And don't get me started on the dreams. The nightmares you get when you eat before you sleep have nothing on these.

Whatever it is, it's not paranoia or the flu. I can't say much about paranoia, but I rarely get sick. I didn't even get chicken pox as a kid. ~~Knock on wood~~.

So... homeslices(?), I know you guys already had movie night without me, but it wouldn't hurt to have another one right? What do you guys say to Hot Fuzz? Movie from the future, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost? Greatest combo ever.

punnotintended @ 2008-10-26T20:31:00

2008-10-27T01:48:10Z

I'm such an idiot.

I'll go find find Tommy?

Way to go, Kaplan.

It's been a really weird October. Death matches, death races, (I guess death isn't a good adjective for this one) dancing... it makes me wonder how they're all connected.

The dances were pretty hilarious to watch, though. Some of you guys should really get together and try out for America's Best Dance Crew.

[Filtered to YA & Tony Stark.]
Guess I'm volunteering.

[Private to Teddy.]
Uh... hey.

punnotintended @ 2008-10-19T00:14:00

2008-10-19T05:35:26Z

This is music. This is not.

First new house rule? We listen to actual music. Besides, Skinny Puppy is not age appropriate for little girls. Shame, shame.

Derek, nice race. Sorry if I scared you a few times with my driving. It uh... took a while to get used to the stick shift and everything. I totally have a new respect for cabbies now though.

punnotintended @ 2008-10-08T22:55:00

2008-10-09T04:11:16Z

You know what this fog reminds me of? Silent Hill. All we're missing is radio static and Pyramid Head. I mean, no one wants to see Pyramid Head, but you can't say it wouldn't be cool. Kinda.

Also, if this guy's a jerk to you, sorry. He can't help himself. If he says he's blown up a dog, cat, or anything living, he's ~~should be~~ lying.

ooc: link is ic!

punnotintended @ 2008-09-20T23:43:00

2008-09-21T05:04:49Z

You know, this City doesn't seem so weird after you've looked around for a few days. It's hard to complain when you can get nearly anything for free. I mean, I just bought a Wii. I couldn't even buy a Wii back at home because they were always sold out.

Sure, it'd be nice if Teddy or the others were here to play it with me, but life isn't perfect.

So Karolina, that video you showed me was disgusting. I see why you wouldn't want to eat meat ever again, and honestly, I don't know if I want to either. I don't know how long I'll last, but hey, I'll try.

voice post

2008-09-17T04:01:53Z

IwanttobehomeIwanttobehomeIwanttobehomeIwanttobehome...

It's not working... Come on. That totally worked before!

IwannabeinnewyorkIwannabeinnewyorkIwannabeinnewyork...

Great. Of all the times for this to happen, it has to happen when I'm lost. I totally should have done some self help review or something.

Well, I'm definitely not in New York anymore.